that awkward moment when...
…you call your girl up and say, “listen baby I’m sorry. just wanna tell you: don’t worry. I will be late, don’t stay up and wait for me. I’ll say again, you’re dropping out, my battery is low. just so you know, we’re going to a place nearby, gotta go.”
Tell me who said this without Googling it and I...
“Smile, Bozo, smile, for no matter how tough it is today it’s bound to be worse tomorrow.” ?
…midsummer’s eve day!
Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words left unsaid. Words of longing,...– anonymous
Ryan Dunn. you were my favorite…
There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?– Dr. Salk
My ambition is handicapped by laziness.– Factotum | Charles Bukowski